Me, a Sexist? Trolled Someone sent me an email re: Wingmam telling me if I didn’t answer their email they’d out me on their website as a sexist. Hey, Google define sexist. sexist n. A person who discriminates on grounds of sex; someone who practises sexism. adj. Unfairly discriminatory against one sex in favour of the other. n. a man with […]
Conspiracy Theories & Celebrity Crushes
Bare With Me ~ Written by Anna Hamm (ne Jorgensen) Kevin suggested I get naked. Not as in nude naked, but as in bare-my-soul exposed; the real me… unfiltered, silly, smart, grandiose (or not), uncensored, the works. Well, in that case — ok. So, I was going to title this blog: INJF — The Myers-Briggs […]
Chronic Health Issues (TMI re: BMs & TaTas)
I haven’t written since last June. I suck. Sorry. Now, let’s get to my mysterious chronic health issues… Quick summary to today: Can’t remember much of last summer other than it involved a lot of cycling the Seawall to relieve da ton of stress I was under — will elaborate momentarily. Autumn to winter: back […]
Mundane Blog Mentions Author’s Vagina to Attract Readers
A redhead walked into a bar with a monkey… This story is not about a redhead who walked into a drinking establishment with a primate, but my original opening was boring, unlike my “lady opening” which is far from boring, that is if you could find it. #SasquatchSnatch Warning: sarcasm, swears, oversharing and under-shaving ahead… […]
SIBO. What is SIBO? How do you get SIBO? Why is SIBO bad?
SIBO What is SIBO? How do you get SIBO? Why is SIBO bad? How to test for SIBO? And how do you cure yourself from the wee bastards? What is SIBO? SIBO stands for small intestinal bacterial overgrowth. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Too many bad bugs where they don’t belong (in the small […]
A Woman Ate at Micky D’s 3 Weeks Straight, Here’s What Happened to Her (And By “Her” I Mean Me)
When I was in Calgary, I read 40 books. Not fluff books like Harlequin Romance (gag) and not novels or short stories by my literary heroines, Alice Munro and Margaret Atwood. Nope, I read about self-development and psychology and other academic texts to advance my already fairly vast knowledge of human behaviour. It is a […]
I Spent the Night in the Trunk of a White Nissan Altima
All Just Part of the Spiritual Adventures of AJ Plan So, I’m standing at the registration desk of the Eckhart Tolle “Joy of Being” retreat at the Fairmont Chateau Lake Louise ready to ask for a free ticket to the pricy yet sold out event. I’d already picked up a hitchhiker on my way up […]
Empathy vs Sympathy vs Compassion
Also, Should I Buy a Ouija Board or Just Make One? My Life According to Google Search According to my Google searches, here’s what I’ve been up to. (Warning: F-bombs ahead.) But before we get to empathy vs sympathy vs compassion … Ouija board near me Actually, I only typed in “ouija board” and the […]
Craving Pickles — Not Gerard Butler’s
My Life According to Google Search … I’ve decided to keep track of my life based on my Google searches. Given I haven’t had “any” in a long time (unless you include the action I’m getting in the naughty fantasies of Gerard Butler) it’s no surprise that first on the list is — Why am […]
I Fell off the Vanity Recovery Wagon in Vanitycouver + Snapchat Episode 5
My Secret to Staying Young Forever! After I published my memoir — Me: A Rewrite — in which I disclosed the cosmetic procedures I had up to the tender milestone of my 40th birthday, I rebelled. For those next few years, perhaps because of the shame of publicly disclosing my excessive focus on appearance, I […]
