Say Like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar, “Magoo!” I just finished watching the available episodes of Ted Lasso on AppleTV. It’s about a coach with silver lining syndrome who’s life purpose is to help his team’s athletes achieve their dreams in football, and life. (UK football, so think US soccer.) I basically spent a Sunday […]
I’m 50!
The Big 5-0! The server is wearing tight jeans and a cropped tee with no bra. Given the generous size of her ta-ta’s, it’s a freakish act of nature they’re that perky. “What are they feeding the young these days?” I wonder. I also wonder where all modesty has gone. This is how I know […]
Back on the Market?
Is AJ Back on the market? I’ve been off the market for the last eight years. On purpose. By choice. Am I back on the market now? No. But just before we get into the why’s and why not’s of my relationship status, know I love you from afar and really do want you to […]
The Itty-Bitty Titty Club
The Itty-Bitty Titty Club I did it! I got my breast implants removed and rejoined the Itty Bitty Titty club! (I’m sorry for your loss.) Surgery celebration date: January 5, 2021. I had to be at the surgery centre at 7am, so I stayed at a hotel right across from the surgery centre to avoid […]
Health Update (BII, Sleep Apnea, Hashimoto’s, SIBO!)
Health Update My health update in no particular order… Breast Implant Illness aka BII A specific type of breast implant is confirmed to cause of a new type of breast cancer in some women. A gazillion studies show BII is a real condition and the FDA has finally put a black box warning on breast […]
I Finally Had Sex with Gerard Butler!
Top Story: Sex with Gerard Butler! What kind of woman writes a blog title ripe with a sleazy, misleading click bait title claiming to have had sex with Gerard Butler? Well, if you’re a subscriber you already know, but for the newbies, I’ll tell you the kind… in a poem. A Poem Written by the […]
Someone Called Me a Sexist — I’m OK with That
Me, a Sexist? Trolled Someone sent me an email re: Wingmam telling me if I didn’t answer their email they’d out me on their website as a sexist. Hey, Google define sexist. sexist n. A person who discriminates on grounds of sex; someone who practises sexism. adj. Unfairly discriminatory against one sex in favour of the other. n. a man with […]
Conspiracy Theories & Celebrity Crushes
Bare With Me ~ Written by Anna Hamm (ne Jorgensen) Kevin suggested I get naked. Not as in nude naked, but as in bare-my-soul exposed; the real me… unfiltered, silly, smart, grandiose (or not), uncensored, the works. Well, in that case — ok. So, I was going to title this blog: INJF — The Myers-Briggs […]
Chronic Health Issues (TMI re: BMs & TaTas)
I haven’t written since last June. I suck. Sorry. Now, let’s get to my mysterious chronic health issues… Quick summary to today: Can’t remember much of last summer other than it involved a lot of cycling the Seawall to relieve da ton of stress I was under — will elaborate momentarily. Autumn to winter: back […]
Mundane Blog Mentions Author’s Vagina to Attract Readers
A redhead walked into a bar with a monkey… This story is not about a redhead who walked into a drinking establishment with a primate, but my original opening was boring, unlike my “lady opening” which is far from boring, that is if you could find it. #SasquatchSnatch Warning: sarcasm, swears, oversharing and under-shaving ahead… […]
