The Big 5-0! The server is wearing tight jeans and a cropped tee with no bra. Given the generous size of her ta-ta’s, it’s a freakish act of nature they’re that perky. “What are they feeding the young these days?” I wonder. I also wonder where all modesty has gone. This is how I know […]
Back on the Market?
Is AJ Back on the market? I’ve been off the market for the last eight years. On purpose. By choice. Am I back on the market now? No. But just before we get into the why’s and why not’s of my relationship status, know I love you from afar and really do want you to […]
The Itty-Bitty Titty Club
The Itty-Bitty Titty Club I did it! I got my breast implants removed and rejoined the Itty Bitty Titty club! (I’m sorry for your loss.) Surgery celebration date: January 5, 2021. I had to be at the surgery centre at 7am, so I stayed at a hotel right across from the surgery centre to avoid […]
Health Update (BII, Sleep Apnea, Hashimoto’s, SIBO!)
Health Update My health update in no particular order… Breast Implant Illness aka BII A specific type of breast implant is confirmed to cause of a new type of breast cancer in some women. A gazillion studies show BII is a real condition and the FDA has finally put a black box warning on breast […]
I Finally Had Sex with Gerard Butler!
Top Story: Sex with Gerard Butler! What kind of woman writes a blog title ripe with a sleazy, misleading click bait title claiming to have had sex with Gerard Butler? Well, if you’re a subscriber you already know, but for the newbies, I’ll tell you the kind… in a poem. A Poem Written by the […]
Someone Called Me a Sexist — I’m OK with That
Me, a Sexist? Trolled Someone sent me an email re: Wingmam telling me if I didn’t answer their email they’d out me on their website as a sexist. Hey, Google define sexist. sexist n. A person who discriminates on grounds of sex; someone who practises sexism. adj. Unfairly discriminatory against one sex in favour of the other. n. a man with […]
Conspiracy Theories & Celebrity Crushes
Bare With Me ~ Written by Anna Hamm (ne Jorgensen) Kevin suggested I get naked. Not as in nude naked, but as in bare-my-soul exposed; the real me… unfiltered, silly, smart, grandiose (or not), uncensored, the works. Well, in that case — ok. So, I was going to title this blog: INJF — The Myers-Briggs […]
Chronic Health Issues (TMI re: BMs & TaTas)
I haven’t written since last June. I suck. Sorry. Now, let’s get to my mysterious chronic health issues… Quick summary to today: Can’t remember much of last summer other than it involved a lot of cycling the Seawall to relieve da ton of stress I was under — will elaborate momentarily. Autumn to winter: back […]
Mundane Blog Mentions Author’s Vagina to Attract Readers
A redhead walked into a bar with a monkey… This story is not about a redhead who walked into a drinking establishment with a primate, but my original opening was boring, unlike my “lady opening” which is far from boring, that is if you could find it. #SasquatchSnatch Warning: sarcasm, swears, oversharing and under-shaving ahead… […]
SIBO. What is SIBO? How do you get SIBO? Why is SIBO bad?
SIBO What is SIBO? How do you get SIBO? Why is SIBO bad? How to test for SIBO? And how do you cure yourself from the wee bastards? What is SIBO? SIBO stands for small intestinal bacterial overgrowth. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Too many bad bugs where they don’t belong (in the small […]