Boracay Beach, Philippines Blog Three. Pussy1: Slang for vulva—because technically, anatomically, vagina is only the inside bits. And the next thing I know, there’s another Filipino female (I hope) checking out my Sasquatch Snatch. Sasquatch Snatch: AJ slang for hair pie, which be regular redneck slang for hairy va-jay-jay, which is simple slang for uncoiffed-overgrown-I’ve-been-single-and-celibate-for-over-a-year […]
Headline: Boracay Beach, Philippines—Not (Just) About Dirty Old Men and Young Lady-Boys.
Blog Two In The Boracay Beach, Philippines / Himalayas, Nepal AJ Travels Series. My plan was to come to Boracay to get in shape for my hike in Nepal next month—did I forget to mention that part? Yes? Well, we’ll get to that, just you wait. Where was I? Oh, right—get fit for hike. My […]
CR to Vancouver to Hong Kong to Manila to Caticlan to Jetty … Arrive Boracay Beach, Philippines!
“Rated One Of The Best Beaches In The World.” Did I ever mention I’m not a beach person? Did I ever tell you how I once missed a flight back from Costa Rica by three … (Cough.) … days? True story. I usually manage to get lost, lose luggage or miss flights. I’m anally organized […]
Not Fit To Be Tied (Up)
The Art of Shibari Do you want to try it? He asks holding the rope. Sure. I say suppressing an inappropriate giggle. The Art of Shibari * He, a past client from my professional days—back when I was a conservative, button-up-collar, uptight, serious-as-hell Goody Two Shoes—had emailed me these NSFW photos a few months back. […]
Robin Williams: A Serious Peace.
You guys, this is a bit of a serious piece. Actually, I’ve changed my mind already. Depression is serious, but the media has already talked about depression so much, because of Nanoo Nanoo Man, so I’m not going to go into that again here. But the death of Robin Williams did affect me. Like really […]
Me: A Rewrite, From Vanity Insanity To Self-Acceptance (Sort Of).
My Memoir is Now Available for purchase, as in: you can buy it, now. (Did I mention buy it now?) Vintage Seattle Spaceneedle Dress (cost: cheap like borsch)… Anna Jorgensen Author Writer Blogger. Vintage Seattle Spaceneedle Dress and CL Shoes.And! Yes, black Peep-Toe-4″-Real-Deal-Mega-$-Christian-Louboutin’s! #shameful #shameless #me! If you’re already a book subscriber, you already got […]
There’s No Righting Rage On The Page. But He Shat Too.
Doest Not Shite Where Thou Doth Drink (Espresso). I wrote this a couple weeks ago but waited to post it. I didn’t want my fury getting the best of me. (Though, have you noticed that I do my best writing under this influence? Just sayin’.) Anyway, having allowed enough time to pass, I can safely […]
Pet Sitting Is For the Birds
goD Spelled Backwards is doG. Therefore, timmaddoG, I’m Not a Pet Person. Okay, I’ll admit my little Rent-a-Pet, cats- and dog-sitting deal was fun the first week. If you recall, my roomie is away for what is now seemingly foreverrrr. Anyway, I walk SashaMoto—I renamed her—twice a day and/or take her for hikes. I brush […]
A Conversation with God(ly People).
I wrote my last blog (the one about masturbation and dildos) before meeting the born again Christians (or is that Born Again?) for a three-hour lunch and chat, which sort of turned into a bible session—only without the Bible but with a lot of talk about our Lord God Almighty. (I’m sure referencing Him requires […]
Modern ‘Medical’ Devices: Divinity Approved or The Devil Dared Me?
After a few days of frustration in trying to format/upload/preview my book to online retailers and then try to send them my bank info so they’ll know where to direct all those best-seller ebook funds (sideways glance) from the impending mega sales of my memoir—details to follow—I decide to take a breather. I drive around […]