I’m still cranky. I’m allowed to be cranky. Cranky is allowed. I’m human. I’m cranky with the state of the world and all its unfairness and the crankiness it’s causing in so many people. I want to run away and hide in the deep woods but then I’d need Deep Woods mosquito repellant and that […]
Wet and Cranky and ‘Roided Up
This is my personal blog. An open diary, if you will. So, you get all of me—the good, the bad, the ugly crying. Warning: I’m cranky. But first let’s start with the good… Wet: Bathroom The water leak in my bathroom that damaged the suite next door and the lobby of my condo—and wasn’t covered […]
Thanksgiving. (Thanks & Giving)
This is a late Canadian Thanksgiving and early U.S. Thanksgiving hello of random thoughts. Writing this a couple days past the fifth anniversary of MLM’s (my little mom) death so I might be all sentimental and mushy. Could also be the season. Autumn. I’ve always had mixed feelings about Fall. I love the change of […]
Hot and Flashy
Hot and Flashy (and a L’il Cranky) I’m sorry to disappoint but hot and flashy doesn’t mean tight dresses with a lot of leg showing! It means my bed is perfectly made when I get into it every evening shortly after a geriatric-ly early dinner and by morning it looks like a wild hyena slept […]
I’m 50!
The Big 5-0! The server is wearing tight jeans and a cropped tee with no bra. Given the generous size of her ta-ta’s, it’s a freakish act of nature they’re that perky. “What are they feeding the young these days?” I wonder. I also wonder where all modesty has gone. This is how I know […]
Back on the Market?
Is AJ Back on the market? I’ve been off the market for the last eight years. On purpose. By choice. Am I back on the market now? No. But just before we get into the why’s and why not’s of my relationship status, know I love you from afar and really do want you to […]
The Itty-Bitty Titty Club
The Itty-Bitty Titty Club I did it! I got my breast implants removed and rejoined the Itty Bitty Titty club! (I’m sorry for your loss.) Surgery celebration date: January 5, 2021. I had to be at the surgery centre at 7am, so I stayed at a hotel right across from the surgery centre to avoid […]
Health Update (BII, Sleep Apnea, Hashimoto’s, SIBO!)
Health Update My health update in no particular order… Breast Implant Illness aka BII A specific type of breast implant is confirmed to cause of a new type of breast cancer in some women. A gazillion studies show BII is a real condition and the FDA has finally put a black box warning on breast […]
I Finally Had Sex with Gerard Butler!
Top Story: Sex with Gerard Butler! What kind of woman writes a blog title ripe with a sleazy, misleading click bait title claiming to have had sex with Gerard Butler? Well, if you’re a subscriber you already know, but for the newbies, I’ll tell you the kind… in a poem. A Poem Written by the […]
Someone Called Me a Sexist — I’m OK with That
Me, a Sexist? Trolled Someone sent me an email re: Wingmam telling me if I didn’t answer their email they’d out me on their website as a sexist. Hey, Google define sexist. sexist n. A person who discriminates on grounds of sex; someone who practises sexism. adj. Unfairly discriminatory against one sex in favour of the other. n. a man with […]
