How did you find this page, you Sneaky Monkey? 😉
Well, since you’re a keener…
This should go without saying, but alas, there are some overly enthusiastic fellas in these here internet waters, thus…
Please refrain from sending your love resume or NC17 fantasies, or asking me out. Unless you’re Jon Hamm.
A good question to ask yourself is, “Am I Jon Hamm?”
If the answer is, “Yes” advance to the contact form!
If the answer is, “No” then ask yourself this, “Would I post this message publicly?”
If the answer is, “Yes” then please post it publicly.
If the answer is, “Um, maybe not” then definitely post it publicly. 😉
If you are Jon Hamm, here is the contact form: