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What's Wrong With Me??

This Blog Has Nothing To Do With Lesbianism And That's Why I Changed The Title Y'all.(Just roll eyes and keep reading...)He's got one latex-gloved finger deep in my mouth and the other stuck in my ear.I mumble something unintelligible, and he pulls his spittle-covered finger out of my mouth with a twist of his wrist as though twirling drippage from a just-poured bottle of wine.I swallow the accumulated saliva, clear my throat, stretch my jaw wide—activating a popping sound on my left side—and ask him, Did you hear that?He did.He waits with his hand in mid-air waiting for me to tell him whatever else I’m about to say.Me: Oh. Yes. No, nothing.But what I'm really thinking is how challenging it is...

Me: A Rewrite, From Vanity Insanity To Self-Acceptance (Sort Of).

My Memoir is Now Available for purchase, as in: you can buy it, now. (Did I mention buy it now?) Vintage Seattle Spaceneedle Dress (cost: cheap like borsch)... And! Yes, black Peep-Toe-4"-Real-Deal-Mega-$-Christian-Louboutin's! #shameful #shameless #me!If you're already a book subscriber, you already got this except for the P.S. If that's the case, enjoy this rerun or just skip ahead.I’d also like to note that I was a different kind of crazy back when these events and odd thought ramblings occurred. I would neverrr do that stuff again. Hell no! (I’m thinking up new ways to embarrass myself with instead!) Nonetheless, since we’ve come this far together, and I am a writer now and all, I thought I’d offer you some...

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